Another just for laughs!

Got this in an email again.. Hilarious. 

You've got to love the Irish logic.

A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN  IRELAND ....

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows:
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............  
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information. But what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired ...

Got this in the mail today..

 Just for laughter..

Got this in the mail today. Judge urself, where do u belong to! >< 

I am in between.. some part of me are pure Asians and some are just in between or/but rarely at the Westerners. However, enjoy!

(1) Opinion

Westerners: Talk to the point
Asians: Talk around the circle, especially if opinions are different


(2) Way of Life

Westerners: individualism, think of himself or herself.
Asians: enjoy gathering with family and friends and know each other's bloody business.

(3) Punctuality

Westerners: arrive on time.
Asians: arrive...in time.

(4) Contacts

Westerners: Contact to related person only.
Asians: Contact everyone everywhere and cc to the whole world.

(5) Anger

Westerners: Show that I am angry.
Asians: I am angry, but still smiling... (Beware!)

(6) Queue when Waiting

Westerners: Queuing in an orderly manner.
Asians: Queuing?! What's that?

(7) Sundays on the Road

Westerners: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully.
Asians: Enjoy weekend in crowded places like the mall, crowded LRT or spend hours looking for parking.

(8) Party

Westerners: Only gather with their own group.
Asians: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO.

(9) In the restaurant

Westerners: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant.
Asians: Talk and laugh loudly until everyone can hear.

(10) Travelling

Westerners: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery.
Asians: Taking picture is the most important; scenery is just for the background of the picture!

(11) Handling of Problems

Westerners: Take any steps to solve the problems.
Asians: avoid conflicts is more important than solving problems

(12) Three meals a day

Westerners: Two good meals is sufficient, usually heavy breakfast and light dinner.
Asians: At least 3 meals a day plus a 4th bonus: SUPPER before sleep.

(13) Transportation

Westerners: Before drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection.
Asians: Before no money and rode a bike, now got money to show off cars

(14) Elderly in day-to-day life

Westerners: When old, there is snoopy for companionship.
Asians: When old, companionship means interfering in grandkids upbringing.

(15) Moods and Weather

Westerners: The logic is: rain means no outdoor activities.
Asians: More rain, more prosperity

(16) The Boss

Westerners: The boss is part of the team.
Asians: The boss is the Dragon King.

(17) What's Trendy

Westerners: Eat healthy Asian cuisine.
Asians: Eat expensive cholestrol laden Western cuisine.

(18) The Child

Westerners: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living.
Asians: Interfere in kids life even after they are married with grandchildren.

Sunny Saturday

Today is a great day. After many of the cloudy days, the sun burned the clouds away! =) I was watching Dora getting married haha.. so funny! EeVon was like "DORA".. Anyway, I am waiting for dinner time now~ *stomach growling*. I don't know where are we heading for dinner but I am definitely looking forward to it. I need to fill my stomach up. I only had 1 packet of indomie with a glass of Aloe Vera water (to be introduced next time). I made butter fried rice which was actually pretty good but oily so not for me.. I left it on the kitchen bench top, so whoever's hungry at home, please help yourself before it goes into mine. I am not using my laptop to post this blog so I won't be putting pictures. >< I m gonna go now! tata

Happy Songkran 2011

It was Happy Songkran 2011.. Started yesterday, and for those who didn't know it is the Thai New Year. "According to my Thai frend". Therefore, I would like to wish everyone Happy Thai New Year. Btw, songkran is the water festival!

I have never been to one but would love to, I will try to make an effort there next year or in the coming future >< 

This is an advantage of studying overseas.. Getting to meet people from different countries. <3

Enjoy your evening.

I heart musicals!

Mary Poppins the Musical was marvellous!

I watched it with my darling sister 

as below: Miss Eunice Ng

 I secretly took a pic of us in the hall.. I wasn't allowed to btw~

                                                                       

        There the naughty gal. She enjoyed it much! Well *I hoped*

       Otw walking along the musical theatre, I spotted Mary Poppins. 

      Of course without fail, I need an autograph pleaswee!

         and yesh yesh i got to squeeze myself into the crowd. (",)

                  There she is the gorgeous Mary Poppins, i tried to googled her info but ?? sry

if ur really in love with her amazing eyes go google: Mary Poppins Melbourne or something similar ><

Not much info, but her name is Racheal, I assume she is half-chinese

 cos i kinda saw her dad or some uncle waiting for her n hugging her when she first got out.

    *Too old to be her BF and they didn't kiss*

OMG.. I lied~

Today is the 14th April 2011.. 2011 already

This date : Monday, September 29, 2008!!! 

 was my last post where I left my Blog hanging along! i'm sorry.. 

Anyway, its a start again. I'm trying to start over.

Therefore, I imported my favs posts and brought it to this new page. 

I'll start off with great places and fun experience I had in the last 1 and a half missing years!

Been a wHiLe

mmm iTs been a while since i've updated! i dunno whr to start d.. anyways, it starts wit my most recent pic thts me.. =) n the story goes on soon k. i've been busy n lazy too~ but after chattin wit lysha sweetie.. she love to read blogs the most gila girl i've seen so i'll updtae for her la so she can enjoy my blog too.. hehe.. =) tonite will be back for more after gossip girl.. XoXo!